demonoflight:

prettyflyforaredspy:

derpitstea:

blimpcat:

pancakejake:

starsinthegutter:

ad-absurdo:

arliss:

sailaweigh:

joannaestep:

judgebunny:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

Shot behind my left ear. Or I was Van Gogh.

Took a knife to the underside of my jaw.  I’m hard to kill.

Bled out when they hacked off my right forearm.

Dear jebus, in my past lives I was boring, too!

Da fuq. I am not even going to say where I was killed then X_x

stabbed in the stomach, or shot there? legit.

Stabbed in the ribs.

Mmm lovely.

So basically I was Jane.

Because that’s exactly where mine is.

Thank you Jack, for bringing me into this world. I love you.

*stares at butt*

Shot in the forehead dang

…I don’t have any birthmarks.

I’m going to assume I died of old age.

I got one of three choices.  Shot in the arm near the shoulder (unlikely), shot in the thigh (where I have this weird little nick that shows a blood vessel), and… Bam, right in the ass.

illbehereholdingyou:

astrakiseki replied to your post: ceruleanlunacy replied to your post: Personally I…

I still ask Mom to check on my stuff when I bake it… I’m a paranoid little derp.

Haha I just asked her to turn on the oven as it’s a new one and I’ve been at uni so I don’t know how to work it. I also asked her if it was actually cooked as I couldn’t tell. I was a bit paranoid that I put 20 grams of flour in instead of 50 grams but all my mum said was ‘you can’t do anything about 　that now’.

Yeah, flour’s sort of important there…  Too much flour usually just makes it more cakey or in the case of cookies, makes them look… I don’t know, but they maintain position so they look a lot like the shape you put them on in.  It’s funny looking.

Another tip when you’re making the brownies (funnily, I made some about a week ago to calm down) is put the flour in and mix that in before you crack the eggs, that way, it helps cool the chocolate mixture and not cook the egg.

illbehereholdingyou:

There’s only 16 pieces and 4 have already been eaten!

I think from now on every Tuesday will be baking day.

Tell me when you’re in the mood for something unusual baking-wise, and I’ll raid my mother’s recipe library.  She was a pastry chef before marriage and she still enjoys tracking down and looking at recipes.  At age 52, she has a lot of recipes as well.

tluthal:

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:3c  Because Sacre hasn’t had art in a nice, long time.

I don’t think he appreciates the fact it’s bondage porn very much.  (… Though something else is enjoying it.)

sweetartsandhellacrafts:

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, EVERYONE!

its been one year, 7,814 followers, 1,211 posts, and hundreds of crafts since this blog was started. sweet arts, hella crafts, and tageromy would like to thank every one of you for your continued contributions and support! we never thought this tumblr would get so big but holy shit you guys make some sweet motherfuckin stuff so were glad it did!

to celebrate, 10 CUSTOM TIE-DYE GOD TIER SHIRTS will be given away! these shirts are made to order so the winners will be able to choose any size, design and color scheme they want.

the giveaway will be up for 2 weeks, from today MAY 28 until midnight-ish central time JUNE 11. once winners are chosen and messaged theyll get one week to reply with their info

RULES:

• you gotta be a follower
• one reblog and one like per person will count as entries. multiple reblogs will get your booty DISQUALIFIED
• no entries from “contest blogs” or whatever those things are. thats just rude, man
• if you win, you must be comfortable giving us your address and shirt size. you must also be comfortable being a WINNER like you ARE

shipping info:

• we ship internationally and will provide a tracking number

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corgiaddict:

In fearful day, in raging night,
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite,
When all seems lost in the War of Light,
Look to the stars— For hope burns bright!

tluthal:

Ayep

(I’ve had to explain that no, those aren’t skid marks, that’s period marks to my dad before.)

thesylverlining:

theradicaldame replied to your post: Guys, what are spoons

From my experience it just means you dont have the time, energy, will, or supplies to deal with something anymore. Like, someones being a dickbean in your inbox and you go ‘god i just dont have the spoons to deal with this can y’all help me out’

Awesome! :3 I learned something today. Thanks to you and everyone who replied! 

Though knowing its origin and maybe predominate use by and for disabled people, I might feel weird using it, seeing how I’m a relatively able-bodied person. Rather not be gross and ableist. If it even is to use it, not sure.

Idek. I need protein. But thanks so much for telling me!

… Disabilities aren’t just physical.  You can lack the spoons to deal with something emotionally and it would still fit.  You can lack the spoons to deal with mentally, and it would still match.  It’s grosser when someone stops using something because they fear it looks like something it isn’t.  Especially when some of us really do like it when others know and use the same terms we do.

Not to mention, if you have a medical condition, you are disabled.  This is not a bad thing, everyone has things that they have to manage.  It doesn’t stop people from living, from having a day-to-day life.  So you have to remember to take meds or eat right or not drink something, and sure, you have to work around it, but that doesn’t change the fact you are a person.