neutral with a side of tits

japhers:

AU where I rotate all the Cecil headcanons and all the Cecils that I’m not currently using will be sent to the graveyard and resurrected as Carlos’ team of scientists in defense position

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themetaisawesome:

Blue Lantern Oath

Oath of my people

I’ll go exercise after seeing Dr. Davidson-

Wait.  I agreed to pick up chocolate and stuff today.  Dammit.

I’ll leave at the half-hour mark.

Or at least try.

(It’s a half hour to get to school, about an hour and a half for working out, that includes the gym, then a half hour to get to Davidson.  And she runs a bit late every time.)

suzannethurgood:

astrakiseki:

Imagine Carlos inhaling helium and talking.

"BEHOLD!"

Tumblr is a cult.

They drag in young, insecure people that don’t know what to make of themselves, and they validate all their retarded ideas and tell them that they should distance themselves from everyone that isn’t part of the cult.

e.g. “You’re 13 and not all that interested in girls? You must be ASEXUAL just like us!”

But like in all cults, once you’re inside you better watch your fucking step. Conduct is strictly policed, and any attempts to question the group-think are swiftly and severely punished.

Hugboxing is the mechanism that Tumblr communities use to draw their victims into the cult, but it only extends so far, and if you transgress then they’ll cut you off hard.

(via beetleguy)

smashsurvey:

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The poll is going to close tomorrow at Noon Eastern. Answer to help us finish our highlight piece. 

quietbang replied to your post“Uuuugh. (10:48:58 PM) AstraKiseki: There’s one story I’m trying to…”
oh christ I read this too hang on

Figured it out.  It was "The Possibility of Evil."

Uuuugh.

(10:48:58 PM) AstraKiseki: There’s one story I’m trying to find.
(10:49:16 PM) AstraKiseki: Involving a busybody gossip who keeps sending shit-stirring letters?
(10:49:37 PM) AstraKiseki: and then a handful of people she has ruined find out… and ruin her prized roses.

Anyone know this damn thing?  I read it in high school.

lotsofsnakes:

The full yawn without that terrible compression!

*flips the table at the final boss*

Fuck it, time to do more level binging so I can get armor to fight you, you fucking asshole.

Stupid expensive equipment and stupid storyline boss.

fantasticfidgets:

This is my favorite video to watch for visual stimming. Its soothing, in a way.

Have you seen the one where the same person is making guacamole?

Okay, final fight.  Let’s do this.


heaven and (s)hell, sonoita, arizona

heaven and (s)hell, sonoita, arizona

steam-powered-therian:

REBLOG THIS AND I WILL WRITE A CUTE LGBT+ FAIRY TALE IN YOUR ASK