IT’S WILL SHAKESPEARE’S BIRTHDAY AND CHARLES II’S CORONATION DAY
AND ST GEORGE IS NOT ONLY THE PATRON SAINT OF ENGLAND, BUT ALSO OF SYPHILIS
IT FEELS LIKE DICK JOKE CHRISTMAS
St. George is also the patron saint invoked against herpes.
And April 23 is the saint day of Blessed Helen del Calvalcanti (invoked against temptation), the birthday of Vladimir Nabokov (the guy who wrote Lolita), and International Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Day.
…you’re right. IT’S DICK JOKE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR!