May 2012
curlia:
smoshybuscus-nerdaniacc:
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It's really comforting that Dad calls me his third...
Just saying.
April 2012
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That awkward moment when you think of something...
shiftingpath:
housethatbuiltme:
Every time I do this, I think clearly “You heard me.” Just in case.
Damn, now I need to think ‘you can join in if you want’ afterward.
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Anyone who thinks sex education is unnecessary...
Or look up what people have tried using for condoms.
Hey Homestucks
andarix:
Tell me about your ships.
Seriously, I want to know what you consider good and what you’d never ship and why.
WHATEVER FLOATS.
But due to certain interests, I usually end up reading Jake/Dirk, John/Dave, Dave/Dirk, and John/Karkat. >_>
Roleplaying: Because giving a fictional character...
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Some tumblr users piss me off >m>
aperturedragonfly:
cyanidecatnip:
People who are actually going to kill themselves dont post on tumblr and wait for responses.
Same for people who are truly depressed.
People need to stop using tumblr and facebook to garner attention.
Sometimes they’re scared and want to be talked out of it, and the greatest thing in the world is to reach out a hand and offer that support they need without...
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Kinky Questions, go! →
tyrianduplicity:
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you...
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“I think that all writing is useful for honing writing skills. I think you get...”
– Neil Gaiman on fanfiction (via wibblywobblyotp)
BECAUSE THIS.
(via mycroftsmindtardis)
Neil Gaiman. Just wrote Smeagol/Gollum slash. Your argument is invalid.
(via roane72)
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ LOL?
(via ouyangdan)
THE PRECIOUS IS MY PENIS.
(via thesylverlining)
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People assume that sexuality is a strict principle...
zumbasherlock:
#this is my sexy-wexy detector #it goes ‘bing’ when there’s sex
oh fml
smashedsmith:
astrakiseki:
smashedsmith:
My sinuses are killing me, and that means taking mucinex, which at night? invariably keeps me up with awful gas
ugh
whine whine
Okay, might I suggest massaging your sinuses and taking really hot showers? The second one is best done by running around early in the morning or somewhere else when/where it’s relatively cold, something with a...
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Crepexalted
AstraKiseki: Discovery: Banana + whipped cream + brown sugar = oh god
khayin: Yeah, that trio is kind of broken. At least one of those should not have been Combo-OK.
AstraKiseki: XD
AstraKiseki: But...
AstraKiseki: It'd have to be the banana though. :(
AstraKiseki: Because there's too many uses for the other two.
khayin: Banana has to be Combo-OK or no one would take it. I just don't think Brown Sugar should have been Reflexive and Whipped Cream should definitely not be allowed to apply at Step 10.
khayin: It totally unbalances the Crepe system and leads to one-true-wayism of the highest order.
AstraKiseki: xD
AstraKiseki: But Whipped cream needs to go last for that extra kick...
AstraKiseki: (I am going to post this somewhere for the lulz.)
khayin: Well, fine, but Step 10? If it were Step 9, it'd at least make people think about it, but at Step 10, there's never any reason not to include it.
khayin: It's just too good.
AstraKiseki: Hrm. What would go at Step 10? Nuts?
AstraKiseki: Sprinkles don't work for crepes.
AstraKiseki: They are better in the Ice Cream system.
khayin: But that's why it's okay -- they're not a no-brainer.
khayin: Anything so versatile can't be so powerful.
khayin: And the errata that put it in a can for extra convenience? Yeah. Busted.
AstraKiseki: Yeah, but it isn't nearly as good as the original.
AstraKiseki: And Brown sugar isn't usually reflexive... But eh, I'm used to baking.
khayin: It still makes it the most time-efficient addition to the basic Paranoia Breakfast.
AstraKiseki: Hrm. I'd say milk still is, but it's not mote efficient.
AstraKiseki: But then again, milk + orange juice = blech.
khayin: If you have the right Supplementals to with it, it's not awful.
AstraKiseki: It's the flavor that drives me nuts.
khayin: Yeah, but hardcore twinkers aren't going to care about that.
AstraKiseki: Idiots.
khayin: :-D
oh fml
smashedsmith:
My sinuses are killing me, and that means taking mucinex, which at night? invariably keeps me up with awful gas
ugh
whine whine
Okay, might I suggest massaging your sinuses and taking really hot showers? The second one is best done by running around early in the morning or somewhere else when/where it’s relatively cold, something with a temperature difference to help...
Reblog if you're in California and love Homestuck
bsabookworm:
astrakiseki:
gamzees-purple-nipples:
pseudognostic:
altiaslovesyou:
kaphavata-apis:
Let’s see how many of you are out there :)
yes hello :3c
Hello there!
Hello Calistucks!
Saying hello from the bottom of the state!
WHY IN THE EVERLOVING F*CK WOULD YOU WANT TO MEET US?
Because sometimes it feels like you’re the only person who likes it in the area.
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Reblog if you're in California and love Homestuck
gamzees-purple-nipples:
pseudognostic:
altiaslovesyou:
kaphavata-apis:
Let’s see how many of you are out there :)
yes hello :3c
Hello there!
Hello Calistucks!
Saying hello from the bottom of the state!
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Cockblocked by the Sin-eater.
Verymild trigger warning for a reference to certain drugs.
So, in the mixed nWoD game I’m in, my Spring Wizened is on a mixture of a Valentine’s date and a mission: The PCs are framing someone for murder to help conceal a vampire NPC’s existence, at a political mixer for our Sin-eater PC (basically think of someone who made a deal with a ghost), Jack Abraham, a politician...
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nightmarework:
shiftingpath:
theconjuredking:
shiftingpath:
Conjured, beginning to suspect we may be twins. Sadly Ravenclaw Weasleys aren’t as fun.
lol. Yeah, we may not be as cool as the Weasley twins, but we are mischievous in ways only Ravenclaws could. Like, checking out all the good books from the library and not returning them. Or something. XD
All our hilarious pranks are...
Reblog if I can call you my friend.
Spread The Hurt: Sex toy giveaway!!! →
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
Items in the giveaway:
The little bit naughty book of sex positions- Retail value: $10.99
After Glow toy and body wipes- Retail value: $9.99
Silicone finger bunny- Retail value: $12.99
Multispeed basic vibrating bullet- Retail value: $9.99
Cupid Ripples Traditional vibrator- Retail value: $32.99
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
except its actually more like: BITCH I AM IN FIRST PLACE BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CORNERS LIKE A CHAMP AND YOUR SHELLS WILL NEVER REACH ME, AND YES I ACTUALLY JUST LAPPED SIXTH SEVENTH AND EIGHTH PLACE WHAT NOW???
tluthal asked: Hey Astra, do you read fanventures? If yes, what's your favorite? :3
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aperturedragonfly:
My mom acts like I’m too old for this shit. Are you kidding me? I’m FABULOUS in this cosplay. :U But I don’t actually wear it. I’m just bringing it with me to show it off.
You’re never too old for cosplay, and it does look neat.
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aperturedragonfly:
tungsten-edge:
aperturedragonfly:
Help I don’t want to go to class! I’ve worked ahead. there’s nothing the teacher can help me with!
If only it worked that way
I’m like
four lessons ahead! D: I just planned to turn it all in in the middle of the year like a boss. Mom’s all “Nope. we’re going in at the normal time”
WELL THEN YOU KNOW WHAT.
I’M BRINGING MY COSPLAY.
...
aperturedragonfly:
Help I don’t want to go to class! I’ve worked ahead. there’s nothing the teacher can help me with!
Nor do I, but I have a midterm on Wednesday and I need to go to genetics section. D:
thesylverlining:
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*wince* :<
[Help!] The Girl I'm Dating Isn't My Girlfriend...
lemon-jar:
toyosatomimi:
vgperson:
The third thread of the saga from 2ch. Make sure to start from the first thread. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.) #OP I was going out with my girlfriend Denko, but she suddenly told me we’re not dating… (´･ω･`) Does this mean we’ve broken up? #2ch They… They haven’t arrested you yet?
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