June 2012
1 tag
terezi:
epochayur:
>rest of the country 90º-100º+ >washington >75º
I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY 70ºF WEATHER, BITCHES
4 tags
Mom's making beef bourguignon.
… I wish I had pictures of the process, because it’s really fun to watch her put stuff together and being able to ask her why you do certain things, like blanch the bacon before doing anything else, and just all these little details. She’s very efficient about chopping and preparing stuff.
I’m helping, but it’s by way of preparing ingredients and rereading the...
3 tags
mylifeasanandroid:
so I accidentally put the computer I’ve been using today back in the school cart without shutting it down with a NSFW tumblr still open and and I was like oh fucking shit so I started freaking out and opening all the computers looking for it because otherwise someone would take it out in like two months and there’d just be dave’s ass staring back at them from my tumblr.
...
deliciousbroabs:
astrakiseki answered your question: should I draw meenah when I got home?
No. Draw Aranea WITH Meenah. :P
Does that have a cutesy shipping name yet? I feel like I asked a while back when it first started and there wasn’t consensus yet.
Yes, there is.
Apparently, if you eat Oreo's you're supporting...
4 tags
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from...
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
1 tag
Tea Time! What are you drinking?
Apparently some fancy rooibis dessert tea, but who cares? It’s tasty.
Reblog with your Game of Thrones character!
illbehereholdingyou:
Are you all aware that you can create your own Game of Thrones character??
CLICK HERE TO CREATE YOUR OWN!
It's as hot as Lucifer's angry, sweaty ball sack...
cognitivedissonance:
It should not be over 90°F in the late evening in June.
Oh, and Mother Nature? If it’s going to rain, send it south to Colorado – you know, that one state where everything’s on fire? Thanks!
That is all.
P.S.: Yes, anon, I grew up in Ohio with humidity, I’ve survived hotter temps, but 90°F+ is goddamn hot for 7 PM in Laramie. Our summers are usually dry and temperate...
trickstersgambit:
littlepaperfrogs replied to your post: if a ftm tranny dates another female is it lesbian
(although it’s worth remembering that the term lesbian is a little more complicated than just “female homosexual”, and some ftm people, or women in relationships with ftms, may still identify as lesbians - but in most cases, they probably do not.
Yes, keeping in mind the way a person...
ask-mokka-the-joltik:
4 tags
deliciousbroabs:
Actually expanding on the last post, here are some off the top of my head recipes for the alphas: Dirk: 1 1/2 oz silver tequila 3/4 oz fresh orange juice 1/2 oz ruby grapefruit juice 1/4 oz Maraschino liqueur Oh god okay so if you know what Maraschino liqueur is you’re probably giving me this look right now and I AGREE ALRIGHT. I have a feeling that it needs a really sweet...
And Fucking Justice For All: pockytardis: omg so... →
shiftingpath:
pockytardis:
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman…
The Exalted player in me wants to say, “That’s ghosts dumbass”
What if one of the updates in the future is a...
helioscentrifuge:
helioscentrifuge:
OH FUCKING CHRIST
ryumarumg:
ramennoodlesbrony:
...
fastpuck:
specialshera:
hamletmachine:
hamletmachine replied to your post: so i combed my hair just now and i …
Puck, you don’t happen to have a fedora, do you, because.. um. Everyone’s dreams are counting on it.
UMMM…
Read More
Can I join this party?
Read More
D-DOKI ♥
fact: all my friends are cute as hell :”)
Peanut gallery is pleased with addition of fedora. >.>
2 tags
Reblog with your pin-up self!
lemon-jar:
sebastian-moran-on-a-pogo-stick:
justareallyveryintelligentsystem:
snuvv:
earthcookies:
brenda-the-quiet:
thecoletrainbaby:
The Deluxe Pin-up dollmaker is out now. c:
Make your own here!
Derp.
Boop
A REMINDER TO ALL:
wingsandtails:
You’re allowed to like problematic stories and material.
YOU CAN.
YOU WILL!
YOU KINDA HAVE TO, BECAUSE THAT’S ALL THERE IS.
BUT.
Do not try to stop analysis of it. Do not stop learning. Do not deny the problems.
And for THOR’S SAKE, do not tell someone that they are overreacting about their specific marginalizations and should give a certain problematic story another chance...
yoiplait:
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
love stick
doinker
schlong
wankie
ding dong
100% all-beef thermometer
bologna pony
stinky pickle
magic wand
divine rod
love muscle
power drill
captain winky
yogurt slinger
Or just follow this handy list!
4 tags
other fandoms: we ship such weird things
doctor who fandom: do you ship a 903 year old alien with a 20 something year old girl
other fandoms:
doctor who fandom: DO YOU SHIP A MAN WITH A BLUE BOX
doctor who fandom: DO YOU SHIP A DALEK WITH A CYBERMAN
other fandoms:
sherlock fandom: well actually...
sherlock fandom: we ship a consulting detective and a door
sherlock fandom: and we ship two mugs
sherlock fandom: and we ship a hedgehog with an otter
sherlock fandom: and we ship a dead guy with a guy who has never even mentioned or shown
sherlock fandom: and we ship an idiot with a dinosaur
sherlock fandom:
sherlock fandom:
sherlock fandom:
sherlock fandom: so should we be friends or...
supernatural fandom: we ship a guy with pie
supernatural fandom: and a guy with his car
supernatural fandom: a moose with a tiger and a kitten
supernatural fandom: and an angel with a burger..
supernatural fandom: so we're all friends now, right?
doctor who fandom: .........
sherlock fandom: ...........
supernatural fandom: ........
superwholock fandom: ship ALL the weird things!
homestuck fandom: guys we have 4 kinds of ships and over 6000 potential ships in interspecies interdimensional relations.
superwholock fandom: ...
superwholock fandom: ....
superwholock fandom: ..........
superwholock fandom: why don't you sit in that corner.
everyone else ever: shut the fuck up youre all obnoxious
2 tags
Wee, night terrors.
wonsab asked: Tag! You're it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten blogs and tell them that they are it. :D
ok how about this
prettyflyforaredspy:
The first 3 people to leave me an ask saying “giveaway” along with your request on Friday, June 29 at 4 PM EST will get their request drawn!
I’m sorry that this is kind of a lame way of doing a giveaway but my other method didn’t work! :c
Be sure to reblog this as a signal boost!
I mean I realise why you wouldn’t want to but I’d really appreciate it if you did just so...
1 tag
Doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing...
dualstingers:
tommywiseaumpreg:
...
mistcover:
trickstersgambit:
trickstersgambit:
Ok. I need to raise $200 by the end of TONIGHT to get the money into my bank and the transfer solidified by OH FUCK I WON’T BE ABLE TO BUY MY TICKET UNTIL THE TWENTY FIFTH *boils in froth* UNLESS
SOMEONE WANTS TO BE A SAINT
OK
HERE’S A DEAL
7 HIGH QUALITY FULLY FLESHED PIECES OF ART OF THEIR CHOICE TO THE PERSON WHO CAN AFFORD TO BUY ME A...
Fanfiction: No Stops
pornosaga:
astrakiseki:
pornosaga:
Rating: IMMATURE
Genre: Humor, fetish
Summary: A heartwarming tragicomedy about a grown man fighting nature’s call while tied up in the back of an Equalist truck. Takes place after Episode 9. Requested by ficbending.
Warnings: Omorashi (pee desperation) kink, terrible jokes, and Tarrlok. I’m not sorry for any of those. >B|
Links: AO3, FF.net
No...